Let it be said- let it be done.

In future reference to lessen confusion and protect the innocent all my girlfriends I will now rename as Heidi. Reason being Heidi is beautiful name and I have never met or seen an uncharming lady named Heidi. Brings to mind Swiss-miss type girls gathering flowers on hillsides. All men will be now called Mitch. Nice- masculine and my first crush on an adult was named Mitch. The world needs a few more Mitchs. Hubby most of the time will remain Hubby- unless he has angered or displeased me. Kids will appropriately be called Kid 1 and Kid 2. Alto I like the title "She who must be obeyed", I will try to refrain from refuring to myself in third person. Yup renaming things in my surrounding is just one step closer to my total world domination.